Cause I'm a Blonde - BFM Hits

Written by：Julie Brown/Charles Coffey/Dennis Poore

Because I'm blonde I don't have to think

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks

I don't have to worry about getting a man

If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

I see people working

It just makes me giggle

'Cause I don't have to work

I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde

Blond

'Cause I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook

Why should I bother when I look like I look

I know lots of people are smarter than me

But I have this philosophy

So what

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates

And I feel so sorry for 'em

'Cause whenever I'm around

All the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde

Nyah nyah nyah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition

Well I got a TV show and this was my audition

Um okay what was it

Okay um don't tell me

Oh yeah okay

Duck Magnum duck

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test

And I flunked it of course

I can't spell VW

But I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde

Blind

'Cause I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me

I just want to say

That being chosen as this month's Miss August

Is like a compliment I'll remember

For as long as I can

Right now I'm a freshman

In my fourth year at UCLA

But my goal is to become a veterinarian

'Cause I love children

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cause we're a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty

And maybe it's true

With my hair and body

You would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde

Bl I don't know

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah yeah yeah