Civilization (Bongo, Bongo, Bongo) - Danny Kaye

Written by：Bob Hilliard/Carl Sigman

Each morning a missionary advertise

With neon sign

He tells the native population

That civilization is fine

And three educated savages holler

From a bongo tree

That civilization is a thing

For me to see

So bongo bongo bongo

I don't want to leave the congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingle bangle bungle I'm so happy

In the jungle I refuse to go

Don't want no bright lights

False teeth doorbells landlords

I make it clear

That no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

I looked through a magazine

The missionary's wife concealed

Magazine what happens

I see how people who are civilized

Bang you with automobiles

You know you can get hurt that way daniel

At the movies they have got to pay

Many coconuts to see

What do they see danny

Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels

Takes of me

So bongo bongo bong

He don't want to leave the congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingle bangle bungle he's so happy

In the jungle he refuse to go

Don't want no penthouse

Bathtub streetcars taxis

Noise in my ear

So no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

They hurry like savages

To get aboard an iron train

And though it's smoky and crowded

They're too civilized to complain

When they've got two weeks vacation

They hurry to vacation grounds

What do they do danny

They swin and they fish

But that's what I do all year round

So bongo bongo bongo

I don't want to leave the congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingle bangle bungle I'm so happy

In the jungle I refuse to go

Don't want no jailhouse shotguns

Fish hooks golf clubs

I've got my spear

So no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

They have things like the atom bomb

So I think I'll stay where I am

Civilization I'll stay right here