Code of Love - Mike Sarne

Written by：Charles Blackwell

I'm very shy and very coy and

Don't go out with women

I either go out fishing

And sometimes I go swimming

Me mates gave me a book

It's called the code of love

They said remember this you'll find the

Road to love

Number one

You find someone

Two

You hold her hand

Three

You kiss her on the cheek

Number four

You squeeze her

Number five

You tease her

Six seven eight nine ten

Too late to say when

So with the code of love in mind I went off to

A dance

I was all exited 'Cause I thought well now's me

Chance

I fumbled for me book

Just to snatch a crafty look

But it wasn't in my pocket I'd forgot it

Number one

You find someone

Two

You hold her hand

Three

You kiss her on the cheek

Number four

You squeeze her

Number five

You tease her

Six seven eight nine ten

Too late to say when

The next time I went out

The book had pages missing

Everything keeps going wrong I wish I'd stuck to

Fishing

I found myself a girlfriend and

We went out for a walk

I said me corns were

Hurting so could sit and talk

Well you know what grass

Is I slipped and smashed me glasses

So I never got to look inside me book

Number one

You find someone

Two

You hold her hand

Three

You kiss her on the cheek

Number four

You squeeze her

Number five

You tease her

Six seven eight nine ten

It's too late to say when