Come To The Supermarket (In Old Peking) - Barbra Streisand

If you want a fancy fan

Or a turkey born in turkey-stan

Or a slave that's awf'lly african

Or a teapot early ming

Come to the supermarket in old peking

If you want to buy a kite

Or a pup to keep you up at night

Or a dwarf who used to know snow white

Or a frog who loves to sing

Come to the supermarket in old peking

They have sunflow'r cakes moonbeam cakes

Gizzard cakes lizard cakes

Pickled eels pickle snakes

Fit for any king

If you want a bust of jade

Or an egg that's more or less decayed

Or in case you care to meet a maid

For a nice but naughty fling

Come to the supermarket

If you come on an ostrich you can park it

So come to the supermarket

And see pe-king

If you want a gong to beat

Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat

Or a painting slightly indiscreet

That is simply riveting

Come to the supermarket and see peking

Well if you want some calico

Or a gentle water buffalo

Glow worm guaranteed to glow

Or a cloak inclined to cling

Come to the supermarket in old peking

They have bird's-nest soup seaweed soup

Noodle soup poodle soup

Talking crows with the croup

Almost anything

If you want to buy a saw

Or a fish delicious when it's raw

Or a pill to kill your moth'r-in-law

Or a bee without a sting

Come to the supermarket

If you come on a turtle you can park it

So come to the supermarket

If you come on a goose you can park it

So come to the supermarket

And see

Pe-king