Cupid's Chokehold - The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK频道)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

It's been some time since we last spoke

And this is gonna sound like a bad joke

But momma I fell in love again

It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old

But cupid got me in a chokehold

And I'm afraid I might give in

Towel's on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes

And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake

And she loves the music that my band makes

I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun

I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

It's been a while since we talked last

And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast

But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one

Type of girl that'll make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song

About the girls that didn't last long

But I promise this is on a whole new plane

I can tell by the way she says my name

I love it when she calls my phone

She even got her very own ringtone

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

It's gonna be a long drive home

But I know as soon as I arrive home

And I open the door take off my coat

And throw my bag on the floor

She'll be back into my arms once more for sure like

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

She's got a smile that'll make the most senile

Annoying old man bite his tongue I'm not done

She's got eyes comparable to sunrise

And it doesn't stop there man I swear

She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten

And now she's even got her own song but movin' on

She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard

And we can be on the phone for three hours

Not sayin' one word

And I would still cherish every moment

And when I start to build my future she's the main component

Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it

But everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot