Deaf Boys - Harry Shearer
One or two deaf boys
In the next room
Now they're in the closet
Between me and the broom
Half a dozen deaf boys
Nice little crowd
They can be quiet
And I can be loud
Four and twenty deaf boys
Take me all day
Barely got the time to
Eat and to pray
Deaf boys can't hear me comin'
Deaf boys get my heartstrings to strummin'
Make me make such a joyful noise
Just can't get enough deaf boys
Half a hundred deaf boys
Oh I got a head of steam
I could be their coach
And they could be my team
88 deaf boys
One for each key
On the piano of my longing
They play a hushed melody
Hundred-fifty deaf boys
Oh this could get tight
Three dozen in the morning
And all the rest at night
Deaf boys can't hear me comin'
Deaf boys don't you dare call it slummin'
Might be a chink in my priestly poise
But how can I resist deaf boys
Now if I had a deaf boy
Each day of the year
Three hundred and sixty-five
Huh that would be dear
How many deaf boys
Have there actually been
Why not ask how many
Could dance on the head of a pin
The world is full of deaf boys
And I'm only one man
All that god expects is
Do all that you can
Deaf boys can't hear me comin'
Deaf boys got me hymnin' and hummin'
A shepherd with a closet full of toys
Let's hear it for those deaf boys
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