Dick In A Box - The TV Theme Players
Hey girl
I got some real important give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together
Such a long long time such a long time
And now I'm ready
To lay it on the line
Woow you know it's christmas
And my heart is open wide open wide
Gonna give you something
Do you know what's on my mind
What's on my mind
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
It's in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box oooh
My dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs givin' aha
And I got just the one
Somethin' to show you that you are second a none
To all fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One
Cut a hole in a box
Two
Put your junk in the box
Three
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box ooh
My dick in a box girl
Christmas
A dick in a box
Hanukkah
A dick in a box
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the see mains
A dick in a box yeah wa wa wow
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