Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief - Hoagy Carmichael

There's a doctor livin' in your town

There's a lawyer and an Indian too

Neither doctor lawyer nor Indian chief

Could love you any more than I do

There's a barrel of fish in the ocean

There's a lovely little bird in the blue

And neither fish nor fowl says the wise old owl

Could love you any more than I do

No no no it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

I'm gonna warn all the dead-eyed dicks

That you're the chick with the slickest tricks

And every tick of my ticker ticks for you follow through

Tell the doc to stick to his practice

Tell the lawyer to settle his case

Send the Indian chief and his tommy-hawk

Back to little rain in the face

'Cause you know know know it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

There's a doctor livin' in your town

There's a lawyer and an Indian too

Neither doctor lawyer nor Indian chief

Could love you any more than I do

There's a barrel of fish in the ocean

And a lot of little birds in the blue

And neither fish nor fowl says the wise old owl

Could love you any more than I do

I'm gonna send a hot communeek

To all the bucks down the Cripple Creek

That every dimple on your dimpled cheek is mine so to speak

I'm telling you

No no no it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

Confidentially I confess send a note to the local press

I'll be changin' my home address for you follow through

Tell the doc to stick to his practice

Tell the lawyer to settle his case

Send the Indian chief and his tommy-hawk

Back to little rain in the face

'Cause you know know it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do like I do

Like I do