Dumb Dick(Richard) - Kool Moe Dee

(Du-dumb) (Dumb)

傻子

(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)

傻子

(Du-dumb) (Dumb)

傻子

(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)

傻子

Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say

听着 老兄 我给你讲讲

About a homeboy from back in the day

我以前的那个朋友

His name was Richard some called him Rick

他叫理查德 有人叫他 里克

But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick

但你要像我跟他这么熟的话 你就可以叫他 迪克

When we were growin up we stuck with each other

我们小时候经常在一起玩儿

Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother

跟亲兄弟一样 他比我稍大一点

We had a lotta fun when we were kids

那时候 我们玩儿得很开心

We always overlooked the dumb things he did

我也不在意他做的那些傻事

But the fun was over when we got to high school

但上了中学后 就不再像以前一样嗨

Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool

中学时代流行谈恋爱 所以我们就开始装酷

We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed

我们的身边总围着一堆漂亮女孩 朋友们对此印象很深

One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed

事情开始有点儿不对劲 迪克沦陷在了女人堆里

We wouldn't go to class always think about ass

我们开始逃课 整天想着男欢女爱

Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last

考试时要么不及格 要么倒数第一

Girls was all he was thinkin about

迪克满脑袋装的都是漂亮女孩儿

If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out

如果学校里都是男生 他早就辍学离开

When he did drop out he felt no shame

当他真的退学时 一点儿都不觉得羞耻

And if you ask me he had the right name

你要是想听我对他的评价 我只能说 他真是人如其名

Cause he hated to go but he loved to come

他不爱频繁行动 却爱装模作样

That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb

这就是我为什么叫他迪克 因为他真是傻得要命

Dick

迪克

(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)

傻子

(Dumb Dick)

傻子迪克

(D-d-d-du-dumb)

傻子

He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive

他不上学了 但还得过日子

So he went out and got him a 9 to 5

于是就在社会上找了份朝九晚五的工作

Although he was lazy he had to work

虽然他很懒 但还是得挣钱吃饭

Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk

因为他身边总是女人不断 所以得拼命赚钱

As fast as he made it his money was spent

可钱刚到手就花的一分不剩

When it came to girls he didn't care where he went

一说到女人 他就两腿发软 走不动路

He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch "

他像只狗追在女人们身后 我们常常说他是跟屁虫

And it was no tellin what he would catch

也没见他搞定过哪个美女

He was in the doctor's office almost every week

他几乎每周都要去看医生

He became so popular everybody'd speak

大家都知道了有他这么一个人 拿他当茶余饭后的谈资

When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)

他进门的时候 大家会说 嗨 里克

And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick)

他从身边经过的时候 大家会说 傻子迪克

Really hard-headed cause he said he had juice

他也真是淡定 毫不在意地说了句 给我来杯橙汁

But it was cause of his hard head that he was so loose

就因为他根本没往心里去 所以就越来越放纵无度

He was in love with another girl every day

天天换女人

And when we asked him why he'd only say

我们问他原因 他解释说

I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun

我天生风流 就享受男欢女爱

I need a lotta girls can't have just one

我要很多女人都围在我身边 一个可远远不够

I can understand that but this is kind of insane

我能够理解 但那是一种病态

Sometimes I wonder if his brain

有时候 我怀疑

Was his

他是不是脑子有问题

(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)

傻子

(Dumb Dick)

傻子迪克

Dumb Dick

傻子迪克

Dumb Dick

傻子迪克

He lost his girl when he lost his job

丢了工作后 那些女人们也离他而去

So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob

为了掩饰自己的落魄不堪

He hustled on the streets cause he had no choice

他开始在街头卖起了** 他早已别无选择

And every day you'd hear his voice

每天你都能听到他的叫卖声

Sayin "Jumbos I got it good"

嗨 老兄 我这儿有一笔好货

But he never made the money that a hustler could

但他永远都挣不来钱

Cause when he was standin out on the corner

因为当他在街角那儿等生意时

If a girl walked by he was right up on her

只要有个女孩儿从身边路过 他就赶紧跟上前

He was so hot his heat couldn't be measured

他太饥渴 对女人有无限的热爱

To him his business was his pleasure

对于他来说 人生快活就好

A one-track mind and as a matter of fact

真是个死心眼儿 实际上

He changed his name to Daddy Mack

他把自己的名字改成了 万人迷

The people on the streets he was workin for

他的老板

Cut him off now he's just plain old poor

炒了他 现在他一穷二白

And all his girls left because they never cared

女人们早已离他而去 因为她们从来没把他当回事儿

The were leeches for a dollar and they got their share

只看中了他手里的钞票 分完钱后扭头就走

Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick

迪克突然间就好像人间蒸发了

And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick

大家都想知道迪克后来过得怎样

Well he's still around but now he's a bum

好吧 我接着说 他还是无所事事 现在成了个流浪汉

Chasin bag ladies he's the same old Dumb

跟那些拾荒老太乱搞 本性不改的老迪克

Dick

迪克

Dumb Dick

傻子迪克

Dumb Dick

傻子迪克

Dumb Dick

傻子迪克

Dumb Dick

傻子迪克