Finale Ultimo (Don't Feed the Plants) - West End Stars

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed

Similar events in cities across America

Events which bore a striking resemblance

To the ones you have just seen began occurring

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed

Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California

Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap

And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood

Thus the plants worked their terrible will

Finding jerks who would feed them their fill

And the plants proceeded to grow

And grow and begin what they came here to do

Which was essentially to:

Eat Cleavland and Des Moines And Peoria

And New York And where you live

They may offer you fortune and fame

Love and money and instant acclaim

But whatever they offer you

Don't feed the plants

They may offer you lots of cheap thrills

Bars and Discos in Beverly Hills

But whatever they offer you

Don't feed the plants

Look out

Here comes Audrey II

Look out

Here I come for you

Here I come for you

Here I come for you

Here I come for you

Hold you hat and hang on to your soul

Something's coming to eat the world whole

If we fight it we've still got a chance

But whatever they offer you

Though they're slopping the trough for you

Please whatever they offer you

Don't feed the plants

Don't feed the plants