Funky Moped (as made famous by Jasper Carrot) - Hilarious Hit Makers

The lights were groovy colours

The band was playing slow

We danced just one dance together

Then she said

I've gotta go now

I brushed away a tear drop

And followed her outside

Where a long haired yob on a cycle

Was waiting to give her a ride

I'll never forget that freak she went with

Telling me better leave town

'Cos as soon as me moped's front mud guard is fixed

Gonna find the creep and put him down

Down down

When I get me moped out on the road

I'm gonna ride ride ride

When I get me moped out on the road

I'm gonna ride ride ride

When I get me moped out on the road

Ain't nobody gonna tell me where to go no

When I get me moped out on the road

I'm gonna ride ride ride ride ride

Funky moped

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Funky moped

When I'm on me moped rocking

And a socking I'll ride ride ride

When I'm on me moped rocking

And a socking I'll ride ride ride

When I'm on me moped rocking and a socking

Everywhere I go the chicks are moving and a grooving

Wiggling and a giggling dancing

And a prancing beaming and a screaming

When you see me moped steaming with funk

You'd better ride ride ride

When you see me moped ooh what a hunk

You'd better ride ride ride

When you see me moped steaming with funk

You know I'm out to burn up

Every motor scooter punk

When you see me moped

You'd better take your piece of junk

And ride ride ride ride ride

Funky moped

Move funky moped

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Move move move move move funky moped go

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