Hm hm hm hm There lived a man so long ago his memory's but faint

Was not admired

Did not inspire like president or saint

Yet people came from far and near with their afflicted pets

For a special cure they knew for sure wouldn't come from other vets

Woooah-ooh

This is a song for your poor sick penguin

He has a fever and his toes are blue

But if I sing to your poor sick penguin he will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo

Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo

He's gone a little loopy in case you hadn't heard

Here's a couple penicilin for your sickly arctic bird

Mm mm mmmmmm

No sceptic could explain just how nor could one oft rebut the wondrous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut

Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps

For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps Woooahh-ooh

Good news on the penguin doc He's up and kickin'

This is a song for your pregnant kitty

She's looking nauseous and a week past due but if I sing to your pregnant kitty

She will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-ye-dee yodel-eee-ooo

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-aye-hoo Yada-yada yada-yada ya-ga-doo

Hiss

Jump in your car dive into the city buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty

The practice grew their profits flew until one fateful day

When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay

The doctor pondered this a while sat back and scratched his scalp Then said:

No way Hose

To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps Woooah-ohh

Good news on the kitty doc She's feelin' great Six kittens named one after you

Rawr

This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy

He looks uncomfy think I'd be too

But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy he will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yodel-leh-hee o-layhee oly-ooo Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo Yodel-leh-hee yaba-daba daba-doo

Rawr Rawr-ah-ar-ah

Oh yeah That'll work He's good

Roaring continually through backround

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo No wait This should work Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hoo yodel-leh-hoo Ooo Yodel-hoo

Mm mm mm mmm

Now the moral of our story it's the point we hope we've made:

When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid

Being chased by the bear) Yodel-leh-hee

Yodel-leh-hoo Yodel odle odle aye de aye de ooo-ooo-ooo

Wooah Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps

For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps