I always heard that his herb was top shelf

Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself

Well don't knock it till you've tried it

And I've tried it my friend

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

We learned a hard lesson

In a small texas town

He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around

The last words I spoke before they tucked me in

I may discount bungee jump but

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it begins

You can pour me some

Old Whiskey River my friend

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

We hopped on his old bus

The honeysuckle rose

The party was huntsville it was after the show

Alone in the front lounge just me and him

I took one friendly puff

And the grim creeper set in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it begins

You can pour me some

Old Whiskey River my friend

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar

We're telling good jokes

I can tell one's a coming

Because I'm smelling smoke

No I do not partake I just let it pass by

With a grin on my face

And a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

My party's all over before it begins

You can pour me some

Old Whiskey River my friend

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin

We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again