I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) [Originally Performed by the Little Stinkers] (Vocal Version) - Mega Tracks Karaoke Band

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Mom made beans for dinner i know i ate em all

妈妈做了豆子当晚餐我知道我吃光了

Said come get your coat on going to the mall

我说来吧穿上你的外套去商场

Gonna visit santa and sit upon his knee

我要拜访圣诞老人坐在他的膝上

But all that i could think about was

但我满脑子想的都是

How not to cut the cheese

怎样才能不切实际

Waiting there for santa thought that i'd explode

在那里等待圣诞老人以为我会爆发

The gas bubble grew bigger with every ho ho ho

随着越来越多的女人越来越多

Tried my best to hide it thought i was doing swell

我竭尽全力掩饰我以为我过得很好

But when i sat down on santa's lap

但当我坐在圣诞老人的腿上

He hollered what's that smell

他大叫道那是什么味道

I farted on santa's lap

我在圣诞老人的腿上放屁

Now christmas is gonna stink for me

现在圣诞节对我来说已经很臭了

I farted on santa's lap

我在圣诞老人的腿上放屁

Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree

I asked him for a baseball i asked him for a bat

我问他要一个棒球我要一根球棒

I asked him for some ice skates

我问他要溜冰鞋

But i'll get none of that

但我什么都不会得到

I asked him for a lot of things i'll have to do without

我向他要了很多东西我都不得不放弃

Cause when i sat down on santa's lap i let one slip out

因为当我坐在圣诞老人的腿上我让一个圣诞老人偷偷溜走

I farted on santa's lap

我在圣诞老人的腿上放屁

Now christmas is gonna stink for me

现在圣诞节对我来说已经很臭了

I farted on santa's lap

我在圣诞老人的腿上放屁

Now i'll raspberry fart under my christmas tree

On christmas eve i snuck out of my

平安夜我偷偷溜出家门

Bed without a sound

酣然入睡没有一丝声响

I went down to the living room

我走到客厅

Just to take a look around

四处看看

It was then that i saw santa next to the christmas tree

就在那时我看见圣诞老人站在圣诞树旁

His arms were full of presents and they were all for me

他的怀里塞满了礼物都是给我的

He put them on a pile got up to turn around

他把钞票堆成一堆准备转身离开

And blew a fart with such great force

Our tree almost came down

我们的圣诞树差一点就倒下了

And so i'll always cherish that special moment when

所以我会永远珍惜那特别的时刻

I realize even old saint nick whurps one now and then

我发现即使是圣人尼克也会时不时地抽一口

I farted on santa's lap

我在圣诞老人的腿上放屁

And christmas didn't stink for me

圣诞节对我来说毫无意义

I farted on santa's lap

我在圣诞老人的腿上放屁

And santa let one on my christmas tree

圣诞老人在我的圣诞树上放了一把枪