I Just Had Sex (A Tribute to Lonely Island) - Cover Pop (流行封面)

Sometimes

有些时候

Something beautiful happens

这个世界上

In this world

会发生很多美好的事情

Oh

You don t know how to express yourself so

如果你不知道怎么表达自己的情感

You just gotta sing

那你只需要歌唱

I just had sex

我和她缠绵了

And it felt so good

那感觉真的很棒

A woman let me put my penis inside her

有个女人默许了我

I just had sex

我想要与她共缠绵

And I ll never go back

我要跟过去说再见

To the not-having-sex

跟那个过去老处男的我说再见

Ways of the past

我想对他说再见

Have you ever had sex

你有缠绵过么

I have it felt great

我有经历过 那样的感觉棒极了

It felt so good when I did it with my penis

用我的棒子吧 直接做的感觉真的很棒

A girl let me do it

一个姑娘默许了我的进入

It literally just happened

事情就这样发生了

Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest

谁只要做过 都会成为最棒的男人

You ll never guess where I just came from

你不会知道我刚做什么了

I had sex

我和她缠绵了

If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

那种滋味用言语难以表达 妙不可言

When I had the sex

当我与她缠绵时分

Man my penis felt great

我的庞然大物是那么雄壮

And I called my parents right after I was done

刚刚结束 我就给我爸妈打电话炫耀了

Oh hey didn t see you there

刚才没看见你

Guess what I just did

要不要我告诉你 我刚才做什么了

Had sex undressed saw her boobies and the rest

我与她缠绵了 我看见了她的胸部 还有一切

Well sure

我说的都是真的

Nice of her to let you do that thing

你女朋友对你真好 还肯跟你缠绵

Nice of any girl ever

哪个女孩这样做都很好

Now sing

我与她缠绵了

I just had sex

我与她缠绵了

And it felt so good

那感觉真的很棒

A woman let me put my penis inside her

一个女人允许我进入她的世界

Wanna tell the world

我想要告诉全世界

To be honest

我老实说

I m surprised she even wanted me to do it

她默许了 我十分吃惊

Doesn t really make sense

这根本说不通

But man screw it

但是我不会管那么多

I ain t one to argue with a good thing

有这等的好事 我还有什么可抱怨的呢

She could be my wife

她也许会成为我的妻子

That good

这样真的很好

The best 30 seconds of my life

那是人生最棒的30秒

I m so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

一个女孩允许了我的进入 我真的受宠若惊

Cuz honestly I d have sex with a pile of manure

我以前只跟充气娃娃缠绵过

With that in mind the soft nice-smellin girl s better

跟那个相比 有香味的女朋友感觉太棒了

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

即使我戴着项链 穿着高领毛衣 她也没说什么

So this one s dedicated to them girls

这首歌是为了我们女朋友而唱的

That let us flop around on top of them

她允许了我进入她的内心

If you re near or far whether short or tall

她不会计较得失

We wanna thank you all for lettin us **** you

允许我进入 真的很感谢你

She kept looking at her watch

但是她老是看着时间

Doesn t matter have sex

但一切都做完了 就不追究了

But I cried the whole time

但是我全程都在哭

Doesn t matter have sex

但一切都做完了 就不追究了

I think she might have been a racist

我觉得她可能是种族主义者

Doesn t matter have sex

但一切都做完了 就不追究了

She put a bag on my head

她在我的头上套了袋子

Still counts

我都说了好多次了

I just had sex

我和她缠绵了

And my dreams came true

我的梦想成真了

So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes

如果你在过去30分钟也缠绵过

Then you re qualified to sing with me

那么你可以和我一起歌唱

I just had sex

我和她缠绵了

And it felt so good

那感觉真的很棒

A woman let me put my penis inside her

一个女人允许我进入

I just had sex

我和她缠绵了

And I ll never go back

我要跟过去说再见

To the not-having-sex

我想跟老处男的我说再见

Ways of the past

我想对他说再见