I know theres never been a man in the awful shape I'm in

我从来没有像现在这样糟糕

I can't even spell my name my heads in such a spin

我转过头，甚至不能拼写我的名字

To-day I tried to eat a steak with a big old table-spoon

今天我试着用旧汤匙吃牛排

You got me chasin rabbits walkin on my hands

你让我追赶兔子，用前爪走路

And howlin at the moon

对着月夜嚎叫

Well （*sug） I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad

好吧，我看了你一眼便陷入疯狂

And then I even went and lost what little sense I had

我甚至感觉自己失去了存在的意义

Now I can't tell the day from night I'm crazy as a loon

我分不清白天黑夜，我就像笨蛋一样疯狂

You got me chasin rabbits pullin out my hair and howlin at the moon

你让我追赶兔子，抓头发，对着月夜嚎叫

Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin spree

我的一些朋友让我出去打猎狂欢

Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me

因为现在所有猎狗都不敢看我

I eat three bones for dinner today then tried to tree a coon

今天晚餐吃了三块骨头，还试着爬树追浣熊

You got me chasin rabbits scratchin fleas and howlin at the moon

你让我追赶兔子，抓虱子，对着月夜嚎叫

I rode my horse to town to day and a gas pump we did pass

我骑马进城，一个油气泵拦住了我

I pulled i'm up and I hollered whoa said fill i'm up with gas

我起来大吼，哇哦，给我加油

The man picked up a monkey wrench and wham he changed my tune

那人拿起扳手打我，我惊慌地喊叫着

You got me chasin rabbits spittin out teeth and howlin at the moon

你让我追赶兔子，长出狼牙，对着月夜嚎叫

I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard

我从没想过，傻瓜在这个旧世界生存会如此艰难

But honey baby when I fell the whole world must have jarred

但是亲爱的宝贝，我感到整个世界必须来点刺激

I think Id quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom

如果你把我当成你的新郎，我就不会再像狗一样生活

You got me chasin rabbits pickin out rings and howlin at the moon

你让我追赶兔子，戴戒指，对着月夜嚎叫