I Love My Juggernaut - Richie Kavanagh

Oh believe it or believe it not I love me juggernaut

I've been all over Ireland to the north I've seen the lot

I'm hauling great big bales of hay I'm heading for mayo

With potholes all through cavan sure I'll have to drive so slow

In the morning

I'm up early on the road at half past five

The air is fresh and crispy

By it's great to be alive

I fall in behind a crawler put me foot down on the gas

But the roads are to bumpy for me juggernaut to pass

Oh believe it or believe it not so I love me juggernaut

I've been all over Ireland to the north I've seen the lot

I'm hauling great big bales of hay I'm heading for mayo

With potholes all through cavan sure I'll have to drive so slow

Breaker breaker I'm looking for a copy

10 4 this is big rich come back

Ah this is your auld pal Johnny

Ah Johnny what's your 20

I'm in the County offaly and

I'm awfully sorry now

I broke the mirrors of me cab and I'd like to tell you how

With sceachs bows and bushes rubbing of me load

I wish the County council would trim along the road

Oh believe it or believe it not so I love me juggernaut

I've been all over Ireland to the north I've seen the lot

I'm hauling great big bales of hay I'm heading for mayo

With potholes all through cavan sure I'll have to drive so slow

Come back Johnny come back

Some people call us juggernaut's artic's or big trucks

Some people even give us horrid dirty looks

I know you've got your reasons sometimes for to frown

But did you ever try to drive a scania through your town

Oh believe it or believe it not so I love me juggernaut

I've been all over Ireland to the north I've seen the lot

I'm hauling great big bales of hay I'm heading for mayo

With potholes all through cavan sure I'll have to drive so slow

Stay wut her Johnny stay wut her

That's right that's the truth rev'er on the corners

And face her for Mount Leinster

I know I swing me volvo all around your market square

I know that you think lorry drivers we just don't care

But the streets are so narrow built so many years ago

They were built for horses carts not juggernauts you know

Oh believe it or believe it not so I love me juggernaut

I've been all over Ireland to the north I've seen the lot

I'm hauling great big bales of hay I'm heading for mayo

With potholes all through cavan

Sure I'll have to drive so slow

Come back Johnny come back

We'll leave the last one to you

I'm in the County offaly

And I'm awfully sorry now

I broke the mirrors of me cab

And I'd like to tell you how

With sceachs bows and bushes

The council will not cut

When I get back to the depot

The boss will do his nut

Oh when I get back to the depot

The boss will do his nut