I make my living off the Evening News

Just give me somethin' somethin' I can use

People love it when you lose they love dirty laundry

Well I could've been an actor but I wound up here

I just have to look good I don't have to be clear

Come and whisper in my ear give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em all around

We got the bubble headed bleach blond who comes on at five

She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation

Is the head dead yet

You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet

Get the widow on the set we need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's goin' on

You don't really want to know just how far it's gone

Just leave well enough alone eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're stiff kick 'em all around

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're stiff kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets dirty little lies

We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie

We love to cut you down to size we love dirty laundry

We can do The Innuendo we can dance and sing

When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing

We all know that crap is king give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up kick 'em when they're down