I'm seein' this girl

And she just might be out of her mind

Well she's got baggage

And it's all the emotional kind

She talks about closure

And that validation bit

I don't mean to be insensitive

But I really hate that shit

And I said, yeah hey

Yeah hey

Oh man, she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

Yeah hey

Yeah hey

She thinks she's the victim

Yeah

Now, I know she'll feel abandoned

If I don't stay over late

And I know she's afraid to commit

But it's only our second date

And I said, yeah hey

Yeah hey

Oh man she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

Yeah hey

Yeah hey

She says, she's the victim

And she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up

I don't know why your whole life is a chore

Just do me a favor

And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her

Ex nonstop but I don't mind

But when she calls out his name in bed

That's where I draw the line

You told me a hundred times

How your father left and he's gone

But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy

When we're gettin' it on

And I said, yeah hey

Yeah hey

Oh man, she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

Yeah hey

Yeah hey

She's playin' the victim

And takin' it all out on me

Yeah hey

Yeah hey

My God, she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay

Gonna pay

Gonna pay

Gonna pay

Gonna pay

Gonna pay

Huh

Waow

If you think I'm controllin'

Then why do you follow me around

If you're not co-dependent

Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up

I don't know why your whole life is a chore

Just do me a favor

And check your baggage at the door