I'm Still a Guy - Midday Sun

When you see a deer you see Bambi

And I see antlers up on the wall

When you see a lake you think picnics

And I see a large mouth up under that log

You're probably thinkin'

That you're gonna change me

In some ways well maybe you might

Scrub me down dress me up

Oh but no matter what

Remember I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk naked girl

When you think that riding

A wild bull sounds crazy

And I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do

Some things he ain't proud of

And in a weak moment I might

Walk your sissie dog hold your purse at the mall

But remember I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around

Knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talkin' to your friends

Sayin' yeah girls he's come a long way

From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club

And buildin' a fire in a cave

But when you say a back

Rub means only a back rub

Then you swat my hand when I try

Well now what can I say at the end of the day

Honey I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around

Knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes gettin' facials

Manicured waxed and botoxed

With deep spray-on tans and

Creamy lotiony hands

You can't grip a tackle box

Yeah with all of these men

Linin' up to get neutered

It's hip now to be feminized

But I don't highlight my hair

I've still got a pair

Yeah honey I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked

There's a gun in my truck

Oh thank God I'm still a guy

Yeah boy