I'm Still a Guy - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

You see a deer you see Bambi

I see antlers up on the wall

You see a lake you think picnics

I see a large mouth up under that log

You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me

In some ways well maybe you might

Scrub me down dress me up

Oh but no matter what remember I'm still a guy

You see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk naked girl

You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy

And I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do some things

He ain't proud of

And in a weak moment I might

Walk your sissie dog hold your purse at the mall

But remember I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around

Knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talkin' to your friends

Sayin' yeah girls he's come a long way

From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club

And buildin' a fire in a cave

But when you say a back rub means only a back rub

Then you swat my hand when I try

Well now what can I say at the end of the day

Honey I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes gettin' facials

Manicured waxed and botoxed

With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands

You can't grip a tackle box

Yeah with all of these men linin' up to get neutered

It's hip now to be feminized

But I don't highlight my hair

I've still got a pair

Yeah honey I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked

There's a gun in my truck

Oh thank God I'm still a guy

Yeah boy