If God Met You - Done Again (又一次乐队)

Honey I'm home get your sweet thing over here

I'm ready for a back rub but first bring me a beer

Well you wish I'd let you get a job

Well you just keep right on wishing

You know a woman's place is

In the bedroom or the kitchen

If God met you she wouldn't like you

(Oh come on)

Five minutes of your bull

And she'd unleash her wrath

When you mouth off she'd wanna fight you

And she'll forget that she's a lady

And she'll kick your macho umm-umm-umm

If God met you she wouldn't like you

(I don't like (Incomprehensible) now)

You just won't believe all that's happening at work

(Like what George )

That foreman's job they promised me

Well they gave it to a skirt

She's college educated oh

But that don't make a thing

(Watch it now)

Cause there's no woman smart

Enough to bounce around a man

If God met you she wouldn't like you

(I don't believe that at all)

Five minutes of your bull

And she'd unleash her wrath

(You can't make me)

And when you mouth off

She'd wanna fight you

(Oh she won't get to)

And she'll forget that she's a lady

And she'll kick your macho umm-umm-umm

(Aha look out)

If God met you she wouldn't like you

If God met you she wouldn't like you

(I can make any woman love me)

Five minutes of your bull

And she'd unleash her wrath

When you mouth off she'd wanna fight you

(Oh my goodness)

And she'll forget that she's a lady

And she'll kick your macho umm-umm-umm

(Look out)

If God met you she wouldn't like you

(I don't believe it)

If God met you she wouldn't like you

Well Tammy I'm just gonna tell her

Not to like you either