If I Only Had A Brain - Studio Musicians (工作室音乐家)

I could while away the hours

Conferrin with the flowers

Consultin with the rain

And my head I'd be scratchin

While my thoughts were busy hatchin

If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle

For any individd-el

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin

I could be another Lincoln

If I only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why

The ocean's near the shore

I could think of things I never thunk before

And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothin

My head all full of stuffin

My heart all full of pain

Perhaps I deserve you

And be even worthy erve you

If I only had a brain

When a man's an empty kettle

He should be on his mettle

And yet I'm torn apart

Just because I'm presuming

That I could be a human

If I only had a heart

I'd be tender I'd be gentle

And awful sentimental

Regarding love and art

I'd be friends with the sparrows

And the boy that shoots the arrows

If I only had a heart

Picture me a balcony

Above a voice sings low

Wherefore art thou Romeo

I hear a beat how sweet

Just to register emotion jealousy devotion

And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper

And I'd lock it with a zipper

If I only had a heart

Yeh it's sad believe me Missy

When you're born to be a sissy

Without the vim and verve

But I could change my habits

Never more be scared of rabbits

If I only had the nerve

I'm afraid there's no denying

I'm just an awful dandy-lion

A fate I don't deserve

But I could show my prowess

Be a lion not a mouse

If I only had the nerve

Oh I'd be in my stride

A king down to the core

Oh I roar the way I never roared before

And then I'd rrwuff

And roar some more

I would show the dinosaurus

Who's king around the forus

A king they's better serve

And with my regal beezer

I could be another ceaser

If I only had the nerve