If My Friends Could See Me Now (From "Sweet Charity") - Original Cast Recording
If they could see me now
That old gang of mine
I'm eating fancy chow
And drinking fancy wine
I'd like those stumble bums
To see for a fact
The kind of top drawer
First rate chums I attract
All I can say is wow
Hey look at where I am
Tonight I landed pow
Right in a pot of jam
What a set up holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
If they could see me now
My little dusty group
Traipsing around this million dollar chicken coop
I'd hear those thrift shop cats say Brother get her
Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur
All I can say is wow wait 'til the riff an' raff
See just exactly how he'd sign his autograph
What a build up Holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
If they could see me now alone with Mister V
Who's waiting on me like he was a maitre d
I'd hear my buddies say crazy what gives
Tonight she's living like the other half lives
To think the highest brow which I must say is he
Should pick the lowest brow which there's no doubt is me
What a step up Holy cow
They'd never believe it
What a step up Holy cow
They'd never belive it
If my friends could see me now
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