If we could talk to the animals just imagine it

Chatting with a chimp in Chimpanzee

Imagine talking to a tiger chatting with a cheetah

What a neat achievement it would be

If we could talk to the animals learn their languages

Maybe take an animal degree

We'd study Elephant and Eagle Buffalo and Beagle

Alligator Guinea Pig and Flea

We could converse in Polar Bear and Python

And we could curse in fluent Kangaroo

If people ask us Can you speak Rhinoceros 

We'd say 'Of courserous can't you '

If we conferred with our furry friends man to animal

Think of the all the things we could discuss

If we could walk with the animals talk with the animals

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals

And they could talk to us

If we consulted with quadrupeds

Think what fun we'd have asking over crocodiles for tea

Or maybe lunch with two or three lions walruses or sea lions

What a lovely place the world would be

We'd learn to speak in Antelope and Turtle

Our Pekingese would be extremely good

If we were asked to sing in Hippopotamus

We'd say Whynotamous and would

And I am sure every octopus lobster and platypus

Certainly would see it as a plus

If we could walk with the animals talk with the animals

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals

And they could talk to us

We'd learn to speak in Antelope and Turtle

Our Pekingese would be extremely good

If we were asked to sing in Hippopotamus

We'd say Whynotamous and would

If we all spoke like animals who needs English

Gradually we'd drop it with no fuss

If we could walk with the animals talk with the animals

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals

And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us