Ironic - Audio Idols

Hey yiah yiah

Yiah yea yea

Hey yiah

An old man turned ninety-eight

一个已有九十八高龄的老人

He won the lottery and died the next day

他中了彩票，第二天却与世长辞

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

就像你夏敦埃酒杯里的一只黑苍蝇

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

就像一个死囚被执行死刑后，两分钟才获得赦免

Isn't it ironic

这是多么滑稽啊

Don't you think

你不这样认为吗？

It's like rain on your weddin' day

就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨

It's a free ride when you've already paid

就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳

And who would've thought it figures

谁会想到这些

Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly

谨慎先生害怕飞行

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

他打包好行李箱，和孩子们吻别

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

他为了那趟航班等候了整整一生

And as the plane crashed down he thought

当飞机坠毁，他想

Well isn't this nice

啊，这本该很美好的

And isn't it ironic

这是那么滑稽

Don't you think

你不这样认为吗？

It's like rain on your weddin' day

就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨

It's a free ride when you've already paid

就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳

And who would've thought it figures

谁会想到这些

Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you

嗯，当你认为生活诸事顺心时

When you think everything's okay and everything's goin' right right

生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式，偷偷地接近你

And life has a funny way nobody helpin' you out when

当你认为生活一团糟时

You think everyhing's gone wrong and everything blows up

生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式，告诉你没人可以拉你一把

In your face

事实就是

A traffic jam when you're already late

当你就要迟到时，偏偏遇到了堵车

A no smoking sign on your cigarette break

当你想抽支烟放松时，却看到了禁止吸烟的标识牌

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

就像自己有一万只汤匙，却没有一把需要的刀子

It's meetin' the man of my dreams

这就是我和我梦中人的邂逅

And then meetin' his beautiful wife umm

接着又和她的妻子邂逅，嗯

And isn't it ironic

这是那么滑稽

Don't you think

你不这样认为吗？

A little too ironic

这是那么滑稽

And yeah I really do think

耶，一点都不假

It's like rain on your weddin' day

就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨

It's a free ride when you've already paid

就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳

And who would've thought it figures

谁会想到这些