It's A Great Day To Be A Guy - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

You know I'm really gonna miss you sugar britches

I'm gonna miss you too Bub

Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days

But now there is a few things I need you to do

While I'm gone

Oh I figured there's somethin'

Oh quit complainin'

All you gotta do is cut the grass wash the car

Trim the hedges

Paint the fence clean the pool give the dog a bath

Defrost the fridge clean out the garage

Right

Sweep the chimney and I'll see you on Monday

I love you boogie boogie

I love you too an' you you don't you worry 'bout me

I'll be just fine

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave

Hair on my back I don't plan to shave

I've got the house to myself while the wife's away

I'll be rockin' all night

Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do

There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube no

I'll be watchin' the fight

Well it's a great day to be a guy

Played cards with my buddies until sunrise

You know I never thought that my neighbor would

Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake

Played 18 holes with my best friend Jake

Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake

Oh well it wasn't too bright

Now I look in the fridge what do I see

Last night's pizza starin' back at me

Pepperoni and anchovies

What a beautiful sight

Well it's a great day to be a guy

Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill

I don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably will

That fried baloney and cheese macaroni

Tasted good this afternoon

But now I'm passin' some serious gas and

I might have to leave the room

P - UUUUUUUUU

Well I might go get me a new hairdo

Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth

Might even get me a gold front tooth

Whoa hah yeah

And it's a great day to be a guy

But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide

I'll be hung over but a lookin' good

From a week of reliving my bachelorhood

It's a great day to be a guy

But another week of this and I'd probably die

I tend to party harder than I should

When my wife's not here to make me be good

Yeah hoo