It's a Scandal, It's an Outrage - Musical Mania

Trapped

Tricked

Hoodwinked

Ambushed

Friend

What's on yer mind

Why do you walk

Around and around

With yer hands

Folded behind

And yer chin scraping the ground

Twenty minutes ago I am free like the breeze

Free like a bird in the woodland wild

Free like a gyps

Free like a child

I'm unattached

Twenty minutes ago I can do what I please

Flick my cigar ashes on a rug

Dunk with a donut

Drink from a jug

I'm a happy man

I'm minding my own business like I oughter

Ain't meaning any harm to anyone

I'm talking to a certain farmer's daughter

And then I'm looking into the muzzle of a gun

It's getting so you can't have any fun

Every daughter has a father with a gun

It's a scandal it's an outrage

How a gal gits a husband today

If you make one mistak

When the moon is bright

Then they tie you to a contract

So you'll make it every night

It's a scandal it's an outrage

When her fambly surround you and say

You gotta taken make an honest women outta nell

To make you make her honest

She will lie like hell

It's a scandal it's an outrage

On our manhood it's a blot

You got it

Where is the leader who will save us

And be the first man to be shot

Yes you can out of here

It's a scandal it's an outrage

Just a wink and a kiss and you're through

You're in a mess

And in less than a year by heck

There's a baby on your shoulder

Making bubbles on your neck

It's a scandal it's an outrage

Any farmer will tell you it's true

A rooster in a chicken coop

Is better off than men

He ain't the special property of just one hen

It's a scandal it's an outrage

We could fight if we want great

We gotta make a revolution

Fathers will shot on us

Ah

Fathers will shot on us

Ah come on

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Revolution revolution

It's a problem we must solve

We gotta start a revolution

All right boys revolve

It's a scandal it's an outrage

It's a problem we must crack