It's Five O'Clock Somewhere - Country Dance Kings

The sun is hot and that

Old clock is moving slow

An' so am I

Work day passes like

Molasses in wintertime

But it's July

I'm getting paid by the hour

An older by the minute

My boss just pushed me over the limit

I'd like to call him something

Think I'll just call it a day

Pour me something tall an' strong

Make it a "Hurricane"

Before I go insane

It's only half-past twelve

But I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

Oh this lunch break is

Gonna take all afternoon

An' half the night

Tomorrow morning

I know there'll be hell to pay

Hey but that's all right

I ain't had a day off

Now in over a year

Our Jamaican vacation's

Gonna start right here

Hit the 'phones for me

You can tell 'em I just sailed away

An' pour me something tall an' strong

Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane

It's only half-past twelve

But I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab

Pour myself in a cab

An' be back to work before two

At a moment like this

I can't help but wonder

What would Jimmy Buffet do

Funny you should ask

That because I'd say

Pour me something tall an' strong

Make it a "Hurricane"

Before I go insane

It's only half-past twelve

But I don't care

Pour me something tall an' strong

Make it a "Hurricane"

Before I go insane

It's only half-past twelve

But I don't care

He don't care

I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

What time zone am on

What country am I in

It doesn't matter

It's five o'clock somewhere

It's always on five in Margaritaville

Come to think of it

Yeah I heard that

You been there haven't you

Yes sir

I seen your boat there

I've been to Margaritaville a few times

All right that's good

Stumbled all the way back

OK Just wanna make sure

You can keep it

Between the navigational beacons

Between the buoys I tell you

All right Well it's five o'clock

Let's go somewhere

I'm ready crank it up

Let's get out of here

I'm gone

Let's go