Jake The Peg (as made famous by Rolf Harris) - Hilarious Hit Makers

I'm Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With my extra leg deedle eedle eedle um

Wherever I go through rain and snow

The people always let me know

There's Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With his extra leg deedle eedle eedle um

The day that I was born oh boy my father nearly died

He couldn't get my nappies on no matter how we tried

'Cause I was born with an extra leg and since that day begun

I had to learn to stand on my own

Three feet believe me that's no fun

I'm Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With my extra leg deedle eedle eedle um

Wherever I go through rain and snow

The people always let me know

There's Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With his extra leg deedle eedle eedle um

I had a dreadful childhood really I suppose I shouldn't moan

Each time they had a three legged race I won it on my own

And also I got popular when came the time for cricket

They used to roll my trousers up and use me for the wicket

I'm Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With my extra leg deedle eedle eedle um

Wherever I go through rain and snow

The people always let me know

There's Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With his extra leg deedle eedle eedle um

I was a dreadful scholar I found all the lessons hard

The only thing I knew for sure was three feet make a yard

To count to ten I used my fingers if I needed more

By getting my shoes and socks of I could count to twenty-four

I'm Jake the Peg to twenty-four

I'm Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With my extra leg deedle eedle eedle um

Whatever I did they said was false

They said Quick march I did a quick waltz

Then they shouted at me Put your best foot forward

But which foot I said

'It's very fine for you you only got a choice of two but me

I'm Jake the Peg deedle eedle eedle um

With my extra leg deedle eedle eedle um