Jesus Christ I'm here to die and bleed on the mic

Get crucified then come back to life

Hallelujah how you doin'

Now that your girlfriend want to screw me

Ooo wee I've got the goods

I roll with rich girls to score in the hoods

The folklore true ten inch vegetable

The s*x is incredible

So who want a date with Andre

Pick you up late in my '88 Hyundai

Tell your mom that her daughter's the bomb

Bring her home tomorrow with tracks on her arms

Sick f**k in the ice cream truck

Getting my Big Stick licked by the little sluts

S*x offender

Don't question my agenda I'm on a bender

I'm on a bender

That's right I'm on a bender

I'm on a bender

Don't ask me no questions I won't remember

I'm on a bender

That's right I'm on a bender

I'm on a bender

And I'll be gone 'till next November

Oh my God time's is trif

This ain't a hobby it's a hard knock life

I told my mom she'd see my name in lights

The trial of the century starts tonight

Newsflash the dude is trashy

Too bad that I'm good at rappin'

I would've made a great actor or a p**n star

I was born hard

D**k charms from the guitar

Andre living like a rockstar

Blowing lines 'till I'm lock jaw

South park knocking out your grandma

Sorry y'all but I'm sick ever since I discovered my d**k

I be roaming the strip

Looking for a tender to take her on a bender

Had a date with Satan

Homie kept paging I kept flaking

Sold my soul for a hit of crack rock

Dipped in liquid opiate

Oh s**t I'm lit

Passed out drunk woke up naked