Kickapoo - Black Hole Sun

A long a** freaking time ago

In a town called Kickapoo

There lived a humble family

Religious through and through

But yay there was a black sheep

And he knew just what to do

His name was young J B

And he refused to step in line

A vision he did see-eth

Freaking rocking all the time

He wrote a tasty jam

And all the planets did align

Oh the dragon's boards were blazing

As I stepped into his cave

Then I sliced his freaking cockles

With a long and shiny blade

'Twas I who bugged the dragon

Buckalizing buckaloo

And if you try to buck with me

Then I shall buck you too

Gotta get it on in the party zone

I gotta lock and load in the party zone

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone

Gotta break the code in the party zone

You've disobeyed my orders son

Why were you ever born

Your brother's ten times better than you

Jesus loves him more

This music that you play for us

Comes from the depths of Hell

Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work

He wants you to rebel

You'll become a mindless puppet

Beelzebub will pull the strings

Your heart will lose direction

And chaos it will bring

You'd better shut your mouth

You better watch your tone

You're going for a week

With no telephone

Don't wanna hear you cry

Don't let me hear you moan

Dio can you hear me

I am lost and so alone

I'm asking for your guidance

Won't you come down from your throne

I need a tight compadre

Who will teach me how to rock

My father thinks you're evil

But man he can suck a rock

Rock is not the Devil's work

It's magical and rad

I'll never rock as long as I am

Stuck here with my dad

I hear you brave young Jables

You are hungry for the rock

But to learn the ancient method

Sacred doors you must unlock

Escape your father's clutches

And this oppressive neighborhood

On a journey you must go

To find the land of Hollywood

In The City of Fallen Angels

Where the ocean meets the sand

You will form a strong alliance

And the world's most awesome band

To find your fame and fortune

Through the valley you must walk

You will face your inner demons

Now go my son and rock

So he bailed from freaking Kickapoo

With hunger in his heart

And he journeyed far and wide

To find the secrets of his art

But in the end he knew

That he would find his counterpart

Rock rock rock