La Cantina (Remix) - Lil Rob

What's up ese

Nah last night was the bomb homey

We got tore up ay

But I woke up with this big hangover

I usually wait til Sunday to have my menudo

But it's Saturday and I woke up all crudo

I think I had one too many shots of tequila

Mira I heard I made a toast to mi vida

Left a big tip mariachis took my grip

And the sad thing about it is I don't remember sh*t

Wait a minute bartender can you pass me a lemon

And a nice cold Tacate thank you simon

Anyways yesterday was the bomb all night long

Getting drunk off my a** bottoms up on the glass

Presidente and Coke 1800's no joke

Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more

Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door

And if that happens it's time to hit the liquor store

Drinkin Tacates or Cerveza Martina

Taking shots of tequila while I'm la cantina

So mi vida in my high I don't give a day

Another shots of tequila

Thank you very much senyourlida

So mi vida in my high I don't give a day

Another shots of tequila

Thank you very much senyourlida

I said I wouldn't drink no more but this can't be true

'Cause it's not even noon and I already had two

Want me to promise that I won't drink but that's a promise I can't make

So suffering hungover from the night before

But the only way to fix it is to drink some more

So did I But of course what you think

I'm sitting at the bar from the beers that I won't drink

You gotta be kidding me the buzz is hitting me

Got me feeling light-headed

I'm headed to the park with the homey Spark

But they had some besto there tambien

A couple twelve-packs that they jacked

I'm feeling like I can't win

Everywhere I go there's alcohol til I fall

It's 7 o'clock but will I make it to last call

You vatos gonna be here for a while

If so I'll see ya

But if not you know where I'll be homey at the cantina

So mi vida in my high I don't give a day

Another shots of tequila

Thank you very much senyourlida

So mi vida in my high I don't give a day

Another shots of tequila

Thank you very much senyourlida

Back in the cantina sipping my cerveza

It's gonna be the same way as last night holmes I bet ya

Primos and friends from one night to the other end

The wicked wicked wino is getting drunk again

Stumbling I'm wasted and it shows

And wouldn't be suprised if later on I'm throwing blows

'Cause that's the way it goes and everybody knows

But I'll just relax and go with the flow

Bartender I'm ready for another shot and won't stop until I drop

Or til somebody calls the cops

My primo picks me up off the floor

And said "Homey you're tore up

We're cutting you off you're not drinking anymore"

Drag me out up the hill to mi caton

The bar's a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home

I've learned my leason rule number one of la cantina

Don't mix cerveza with tequila

So mi vida in my high I don't give a day

Another shots of tequila

Thank you very much senyourlida

So mi vida in my high I don't give a day

Another shots of tequila

Thank you very much senyourlida

You know every weekend I say I'm never gonna drink again

But I'm always going back to the cantina with mi familia

I guess I tell I love you

Never mix cerveza with tequila

I'm warning you