Like The Big Pots Do - George Formby

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Now isn't it disgusting how some vulgar folks behave

有些粗俗的家伙的行为是不是令人厌恶

When they sit down to eat their food

当他们坐下来吃饭时

My father was a baker so I'm quite well bread you see

我的父亲是个面包师所以我过得很好你瞧

And no one's more particular when eating food than me

没有人比我更挑剔

To give you information I am able

给你信息我可以

On how you should behave when at the table

在餐桌上你该如何表现

Never use your fingers when you're eating stew

吃炖菜的时候千万别用手指

Wipe your plate with bread just like the big pots do

用面包把你的盘子擦干净就像大罐子一样

Peas should not be eaten with a knife it's true

豌豆不能用刀切这是真的

Eat 'em from the saucepan like the big pots do

直接从平底锅里吃就像在大罐子里吃

Never put both elbows on the table when you eat

吃饭的时候不要把胳膊肘放在桌子上

Leave a bit of room for the other folk to "park" their feet

留一点空间让其他人停下脚步

Always hold your kipper in one hand not two

总是一只手拿着武器而不是两只手

And wave it when you're talking like the big pots do

当你说话的时候尽情摇摆就像大罐子一样

Soup should not be eaten with a sponge oh no

喝汤不能用海绵哦不

Gargle it quite loudly like the big pots do

大声地漱口就像大罐子一样

When you're eating winkles and the pins are few

当你吃东西的时候皱巴巴的头发上的别针很少

Smash 'em with a hamper like the big pots do

用篮子把他们砸烂就像大罐子一样

Watermelons make you rather damp behind the ears

西瓜让你浑身湿透

Onions are pathetic and they make you melt in tears

洋葱真可悲它们让你泪流满面

When you eat these dainties you might get wet through

So wear a bathing costume like the big pots do

所以穿上泳衣就像大罐子一样

Smoke between the courses that's the fashion new

在球场之间吞云吐雾这是新时尚

Leave the fag ends on the plate just like the big pots do

If your playful hostess throws a roll at you

如果你调皮的女主人向你扔来一卷

Smack her with a jelly like the big pots do

和她激情缠绵就像大罐子一样

When you're eating ices here's a wheeze that you can crack

当你吃冰的时候这里有一个可以让你嗨翻天的节奏

Ices look so pretty sliding down a ladies back

钻石看起来好漂亮姑娘们从背后滑下来

If the spoons are silver pocket one or two

如果勺子是银色的口袋里装着一两把

To add to your collection like the big pots do

像大罐子一样为你的收藏增光添彩