Lobachevsky - Tom Lehrer

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Who made me the genius I am today

是谁让我变成了今天的天才

The mathematician that others all quote

别人都引用的数学家

Who's the professor that made me that way

是谁让我变成这样的

The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat

他是史上最强的人

One man deserves the credit

有一个人值得赞扬

One man deserves the blame

有一个人罪有应得

And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name

他的名字是尼古拉·伊万诺维奇·洛巴切夫斯基

Hi

你好

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach

尼古拉·伊万诺维奇·洛巴赫

I am never forget the day I first meet the great

我永远不会忘记我第一次遇见伟大的人的那一天

Lobachevsky In one word

洛巴切夫斯基一句话

He told me secret of success in

他告诉我成功的秘诀

Mathematics: Plagiarize

数学：抄袭

Plagiarize

剽窃

Let no one else's work evade your eyes

别让任何人的工作从你眼前溜走

Remember why the good Lord made your eyes

记得为何上帝让你的眼睛

So don't shade your eyes

所以不要蒙蔽你的双眼

But plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize

抄袭

Only be sure always to call it please "research"

只是一定要把它叫做"研究"

And ever since I meet this man

自从我遇见这个男人

My life is not the same

我的人生不一样了

And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name

他的名字是尼古拉·伊万诺维奇·洛巴切夫斯基

Hi

你好

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach

尼古拉·伊万诺维奇·洛巴赫

I am never forget the day I am given first

我永远不会忘记上帝赐予我的那一天

Original paper to write

原始纸张要写

It was on analytic and algebraic

这是关于解析和代数的

Topology of locally Euclidean parameterization of

局部欧几里得参数化的拓扑

Infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold

无穷可微黎曼流形

Bozhe moi

小心我

This I know from nothing

这一点我一无所知

But I think of great

但我觉得很好

Lobachevsky and get idea ahah

洛巴切夫斯基明白了吗

I have a friend in Minsk

我在明斯克有个朋友

Who has a friend in Pinsk

谁在平斯克有朋友

Whose friend in Omsk

谁在鄂木斯克的朋友

Has friend in Tomsk

有朋友在托木斯克

With friend in Akmolinsk

和朋友在阿克莫林斯克

His friend in Alexandrovsk

他在亚历山德罗夫斯克的朋友

Has friend in Petropavlovsk

有个朋友在彼得罗巴甫洛夫斯克

Whose friend somehow

谁的朋友

Is solving now

正在解决

The problem in Dnepropetrovsk

第聂伯罗彼得罗夫斯克的问题

And when his work is done

当他的使命完成时

Ha ha begins the fun

欢乐拉开序幕

From Dnepropetrovsk

来自第聂伯罗彼得罗夫斯克

To Petropavlovsk

去彼得罗巴甫洛夫斯克

By way of Iliysk

取道伊利斯克

And Novorossiysk

新罗西斯克

To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk

到亚历山德罗夫斯克再到阿克莫林斯克

To Tomsk to Omsk

去托木斯克去鄂木斯克

To Pinsk to Minsk

到平斯克到明斯克

To me the news will run

对我来说消息会源源不断

Yes to me the news will run

对我来说新闻会四处传播

And then I write

然后我写下

By morning night

清晨时分

And afternoon

下午

And pretty soon

很快

My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed

我在第聂伯罗彼得罗夫斯克的名声受到诅咒

When he finds out I publish first

当他发现我先发表了

And who made me a big success

让我大获成功的人

And brought me wealth and fame

为我带来财富和名声

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name

他的名字是尼古拉·伊万诺维奇·洛巴切夫斯基

Hi

你好

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach

尼古拉·伊万诺维奇·洛巴赫

I am never forget

我永远不会忘记

The day my first book is published

我的第一本书出版的那天

Every chapter I stole from somewhere else

每一章都是从别处偷来的

Index I copy from old

索引我抄袭旧作

Vladivostok telephone directory

海参崴电话目录

This book this book was sensational

这本书真的很轰动

Pravda well

真理报

Pravda said: (Russian double-talk)

真理报说：（俄国人花言巧语）

It stinks

臭死了

But Izvestia Izvestia said: (Russian double-talk)

但《消息报》上说：（俄文双言）

It stinks

臭死了

Metro Goldwyn Moskva

MetroGoldwyn莫斯可娃

Buys movie rights for six million rubles

花了六百万卢布买下电影版权

Changing title to "The Eternal Triangle "

片名改为《永恒三角》

With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse

BrigitteBardot扮演着斜边的角色

And who deserves the credit

谁才是真正值得赞扬的人

And who deserves the blame

谁该受到责备

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name

他的名字是尼古拉·伊万诺维奇·洛巴切夫斯基

Hi

你好