London Girls (as made famous by Chas and Dave) - Hilarious Hit Makers
Some people sing about Deutsch girls
And girls from California
They might be alright for a night alright
But don't trust them I warn ya
I've been to the east and I've been out west
And I've been the world around
But I ain't seen no one anywhere near
A girl from London town
Give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
Give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl
Marry a girl from London town
You know that you can trust her
She'll darn your socks
And wash your everytime your trousers won't bust'em
They're all good cooks
And they've got good looks
And they won't lead you down
I gotta find a London Girl
If I ever get to have a chance
Give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
Give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl
London Girls are the best in the world
There ain't no doubt about it
If you can't find a girl from La-London town
You're better off doin' without it
They don't create? when you come home late
And you're crawlin' up the passage floor
They won't mock about you
The geezer from the house next door
Give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
Give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl
If you can't find a girl from La-London town
Your legs turn to jelly
But I know it's just a little smelly
They've always got a pound
Buy their round
When it's their turn at the bar
Give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
Give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl
Give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
Give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl
Give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
Give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl
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