Long Story - Kingpin Skinny Pimp

A legal pimp is a lawyer

In the court making paper

I was sporting snakes while this

Fool was buying gators

The judge mad as hell

And the judge was a ho

Finna slap me with assault cause

I threw my ex-wife to the floor

An inmate going to trial

Standing next to the door

Behind the door was prisoners

Where he might have to go

If he was found guilty for

Murder in the first

Plus witnesses testified which

Only made it worse

The state came strong

Meaning he was found wrong

The last thing in the judge head

Was sending the mane home

They offered him some time

Three strikes are rather light

He's a coward-a** killer

Shaking craps on the dice

He's scoping out the guard

With the heat in his holster

Escorting him to the door

So he moved an inch closer

Him in his stomach

Grabbing the gun from his side

Snatched the PD by her wig

Motherf**ker surprise

The gun to the head of the Public Defender

His family in the crowd begging

Stop please surrender

The other guards around

Put they guns in the sky

The PD was terrified

The judge was screaming Hold your fire

He's backing up out the courtroom

Dragging the ho in a sleeper

He's heading to the getaway car

To make the story get deeper

He let the PD go thinking

Damn I oughta smoke her

Sticking his pistol in the window

Of a running a** Nova

Behind the woodgrain stereo

Was a ni**a full of P

Paranoid cuz the duals roared

Balling down Poplar street

The judge called recess

But I'm finna come to court

To hit the Chinese store to get

A couple of loose Newports

My beeper started to beep and

It was my lawyer want his money

Talking bout bring your a**

Home cuz I owe him two hundred

Since I ain't finna pay him

They gonna give me time

So I'ma give them time

To catch me with the crime

I balls down the street fiending

For some marijuana

No ones on the chase but APD's

They hitting the corner

Dude bailed out the car

Then he ran by Kentucky

I was parked by the church across

The street now he was lucky

I opened up the door

Then he jumped in the seat

The Nova crashed to the pole

Cold fired up a sweet

Now both of us was wanted

Cuz both of us were broke

The only plan I had in mind

Was to rob a corner store

Helicopters in the air and

The sheriffs right behind

A ni**a that's flying down Thomas

Letting down the window

Grabbing that nine

As he shot the windshield cracked

They shot back now we on flat

I'm burning through Hertz Village

Cuz the road block on my map

He got caught the ambulance

Escort him from the vacant house

They beat him down like Rodney

The W-W-F style

I saw the news

I fell asleep from the long chase

I woke up 3 AM

With the flashlights in my face

It was a long story