Lydia The Tattooed Lady (from "The Muppet Show") - The Friends Of Fur Band

Lydia oh Lydia

Say have you met Lydia

Lydia the tattooed lady

She has eyes that folks adore so

And the torso even more so

Lydia oh Lydia

That encyclopedia

Oh Lydia the queen of that do

On her back is the battle of Waterloo

Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus too

And proudly above waves the red

White and blue

You can learn a lot from Lydia

She can give you a view

Of the world in tattoo

If you step up and tell her where

For a dime you can see

Kankakee or Paree

Or Washington crossing the Delaware

Lydia oh Lydia say

Have you met Lydia

Oh Lydia the tattooed lady

When her muscles start relaxing

Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

Lydia oh Lydia

Oh have you met Lydia

Oh Lydia the japot them all

She once swept an admiral

Clear off his feet

The ships on her hips

Made his heart skip a beat

And now the old boy's

In command of the fleet

For he went and married Lydia

She can give you a view

Of the world in tattoo

If you step up and tell her where

For a dime you can see

Kankakee or Paree

Or Washington crossing the Delaware

Lydia oh Lydia

Say have you met Lydia

Oh Lydia the japot them all

She once swept an admiral

Clear off his feet

The ships on her hips

Made his heart skip a beat

And now the old boy's

In command of the fleet

For he went and married Lydia