Mama Will Bark - Frank Sinatra

My feet were killing me

My dogs were barkin'

I must have fallen asleep where I was parkin'

And then I dreamed two dogs were talkin'

Take my word

It was the doggone-est thing you ever heard

She said (Mama will bark )

You look so lovely in the moonlight

(Yes but Papa will bark )

Your eyes are shining like the starlight

(Yes but Mama will bark )

Your lips are so inviting darling

Give me one more kiss

Howl

(Mama will spank )

The night is young and you are here so near

(But Papa will spank )

Please let me whisper in your ear my dear

(But Mama will spank )

This is the moment I have dreamed of darling

Oh watch the bliss

Howl

I think that I shall never see

A tree as lovely as thee

Hot dog woof (Take me right now )

I wish tonight would never end

(I know that Papa will spank )

I'd like to be more than a friend

I know but Mama will bark

You know I'm crazy 'bout you honey

Give me one more kiss

Howl

Give me a kiss

(I really have to go Mama will worry )

Give me a kiss

(It's getting late I really have to hurry )

Pant Pant Pant

(Well just a teensie weensie little one and then goodnight )

Howl

Give me a paw

(That thing inside me says I really shouldn't)

Let me hold your paw

(If it were anybody else I wouldn't )

Give me a paw

(The way you make me stay out late with you )

(It just ain't right )

Howl

I swear that I shall never see

A canine lovely as thee

Hot dog woof

(Take me right home )

I wish the night would never end

(I know but papa will spank)

I'd like to be more than a friend

(I know but Mama will bite )

You know I'm crazy about you honey

Give me one more kiss

Howl

Ow This is for keeping me awake every night hah

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