Maria - ProSound Tribute Band

She climbs a tree

And scrapes her knee

Her dress has got a tear

She waltzes on her way to mass

And whistles on the stair

And underneath her wimple

She has curlers in her hair

Maria's not an asset to the abbey

She's always late for chapel

But her penitence is real

She's always late for everything

Except for every meal

I hate to have to say it

But I very firmly feel

Maria's not an asset to the abbey

I'd like to say a word on her behalf

Maria makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like maria

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down

How do you find a word that means maria

A flibbertigibbet

A willow the wisp

A clown

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her

Many a thing she ought to understand

But how do you make her stay

And listen to all you say

How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh how do you solve a problem like maria

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand

When I'm with her I'm confused

Out of focus and bemused

And I never know exactly where I am

Unpredictable as weather

She's as flighty as a feather

She's a darling

She's a demon

She's a lamb

She'd out pester any pest

Drive a hornet from his nest

She could throw a whirling dervish

Out of whirl

She is gentle

She is wild

She's a riddle

She's a child

She's a headache

She's an angel

She's a girl

How do you solve a problem like maria

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down

How do you find a word that means maria

A flibbertigibbet

A willow the wisp

A clown

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her

Many a thing she ought to understand

But how do you make her say

And listen to all you say

How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh how do you solve a problem like maria

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand