Mope(Complete version originally performed by The Bloodhound Gang) - Various Artists (欧美群星)

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Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,

想因为服用Cold-Eezy过量服药

"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies",

《黄金女郎》让我听着老歌汗流浃背

Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,

像DoubleDs一样闲逛喝着长岛冰茶

Wrote to Mayor McCheese

给McCheese市长写了封信

"Send a Shamrock Shake please!",

请送一杯三叶草奶昔

Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders,

三点整八年级的孩子们开始巡游

Rather tape the Weather Channel

宁愿录下气象频道

So that I can watch it later,

这样我以后就可以看了，

Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?,

重播，所以发生了什么事？

Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again,

迪伊怀孕了，罗杰又开始吸毒了

Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,

深喉一整根烟

Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty,

随着一堆好货欢呼雀跃

Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,

做了一个Spam和Colgate三明治吃了它，

Go through "National Geographic"

翻翻《国家地理》

And draw panties on the natives,

在土著身上画几条内裤

So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,

所以我喜欢在宠物面前跳裸体舞，

But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,

但我的猫不专心所以我给它发了UPS

Playin' spin the bottle with my mom,

和我妈妈玩旋转瓶子游戏

I watch "Cops" with no pants on.

我光着上身看《警察》

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

肯定是保险丝烧断了什么事都没有

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,

比教皇还没用就像金刚一样爬墙

Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,

就像ToriSpelling的眼睛一样疯狂

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,

比《五人党》里的父母还可怕

Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill,

卢西亚诺帕瓦罗蒂在跑步机上，

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

我们哪里也不去可能会去

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,

比不上波·杰克逊无聊透顶

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

放轻松别在你想做的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

放轻松不要在你想缠绵的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

放轻松别在你想做的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum.

放轻松不要在你想和我亲热的时候做。

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late,

无处可去我不能晚起

Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate,

坐在那里等着我的OldSpice启动

Stalemate jailbait in

陷入僵局未成年少女

"My So-Called Life" imprisonment,

“我所谓的人生”的监禁

Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?,

令人惊讶的是泡菜做的早餐多美味啊

I like to pretend I'm speed reading,

我喜欢装作我在快速阅读

Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing,

千万不要忘记打喷嚏时的刺激，

Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge,

今天不需要洗澡就来点法贝热香槟

Smell the a** of my jeans clean

闻一闻我牛仔裤的气味

They'll do another day,

他们改天再做

And I recycle I sniff my own farts,

我循环往复我闻到自己的气味

I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts,

我拨错了号码希望能和你聊一聊

I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey,

我是说我还不如听Journey的歌

Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby,

给自己买了一条乌鱼把Flowbee和Kirby挂在一起

Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime,

打个恶作剧电话假装我是个小丑

Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time,

堵在路上只是为了打发时间，

Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest,

用布莱叶盲文给约翰尼·奎斯特寄了一封信

Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch.

把我的画还给我。

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

肯定是保险丝烧断了什么事都没有

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,

比教皇还没用就像金刚一样爬墙

Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,

就像ToriSpelling的眼睛一样疯狂

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,

比《五人党》里的父母还可怕

Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill,

卢西亚诺帕瓦罗蒂在跑步机上，

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

我们哪里也不去可能会去

Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood,

比不上波·杰克逊，无聊透顶

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

放轻松别在你想做的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

放轻松不要在你想缠绵的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

放轻松别在你想做的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum.

放轻松不要在你想和我亲热的时候做。

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

我是个好姑娘我在走私李子

When you wanna cum,

当你想和我缠绵时

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

我是个好姑娘我在走私李子

When you wanna cum,

当你想和我缠绵时

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

我是个好姑娘我在走私李子

When you wanna cum,

当你想和我缠绵时

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

我是个好姑娘我在走私李子

When you wanna cum.

当你想暨的时候

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherf**kers?

到底是什么东西

Aw sh*t, here comes Pac-Man.

吃豆人来了。

Hey Pac-Man, what's up?

吃豆人，怎么了

Me you b**ches! I'm high on crack!

你们这些娘们我嗨到不能自已！

Wanna freebase?

想要自由基吗？

No Pac-Man drugs are bad!

没有吃豆人的药是不好的！

Nope can't help you man.

我帮不了你。

Pussies. Whoa! Holy sh*t!

孬种天啊！

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

肯定是保险丝烧断了什么事都没有

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,

比教皇还没用就像金刚一样爬墙

Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,

就像ToriSpelling的眼睛一样疯狂

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,

比《五人党》里的父母还可怕

Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill,

卢西亚诺帕瓦罗蒂在跑步机上，

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

我们哪里也不去可能会去

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,

比不上波·杰克逊无聊透顶

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

放轻松别在你想做的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

放轻松不要在你想缠绵的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

放轻松别在你想做的时候做

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

放轻松不要在你想缠绵的时候做

Holy macaroni,

我的天哪

Holy macaroni,

我的天哪

Holy macaroni,

我的天哪

Holy macaroni.

神圣的通心粉。