Motherlover - Bing Bong Brothers
Oh dang
What is it dawg
I forgot it's Mother's Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do
My mother been so alone ever since my daddy left
Cold
No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean my mother been so sad and gray
Word
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold up
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'
I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Slow up
What time is it dawg
It's time for a switcharoo
We both love our mother women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off
Show 'em how much they really mean
Cause
I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should f**k each others mothers
F**k each others mother
Pushin' that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh*t is crazy
F**kin' each others mother
Cause every Mother's Day needs a mothers night
If doing it is wrong I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother so be my mother lover
I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'm gonna be the syrup she can be my waffle
Show nuff
My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom doggystyle
This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
Cause I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should f**k each others mothers
F**k each others mother
I'm pushin' that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh*t is crazy
F**kin' each others mother
Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
While your in my mother make me another brother
And I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber
Oh
Cause every Mother's Day needs a mothers night
If doing it is wrong I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy Mother's Day