Mr samberg

Thanks for coming to your performance review

No problem

So you're in charge around here

Is that fair to say

Absolutely I'm the boss

Okay so take us through a day in the life of the boss

Well the first thing I do is

Talk to to corporate like a boss

Approve memos like a boss

Lead a workshop like a boss

Remember birthdays like a boss

Direct workflow like a boss

My own bathroom like a boss

Micromanage like a boss

Promote synergy like a boss

Hit on debra like a boss

Get rejected like a boss

Swallow sadness like a boss

Send some faxes like a boss

Call a sex line like a boss

Cry deeply like a boss

Demand a refund like a boss

Eat a bagel like a boss

Harrassment lawsuit like a boss

No promotion like a boss

Fifth of vodka like a boss

S**t on debra's desk like a boss

Buy a gun like a boss

In my mouth like a boss

Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it s**t

P***y out like a boss

Puke on debra's desk like a boss

Jump out the window like a boss

Suck a dude's d**k like a boss

Score some coke like a boss

Crash my car like a boss

Suck my own d**k like a boss

Eat some chicken strips like a boss

Chop my balls off like a boss

Black out in the sewer like a boss

Meet a giant fish like a boss

F**k its brains out like a boss

Turn into a jet like a boss

Bomb the russians like a boss

Crash into the sun like a boss

Now I'm dead like a boss

Uh huh

So that's an average day for you then

No doubt

You chop your balls off and die

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there

You said something about sucking your own d**k

Nope

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

Nah that ain't me

Okay well this has been eye opening for me

I'm the boss

Yeah I know I got that

You said it about four-hundred times

I'm the boss

Yeah yeah I got it

I'm the boss

Ok I heard you bye

Like a boss