Mustn't Grumble - Chas & Dave

Well I had an old uncle was mean as can be

He said when I die you'll get nothin' from me

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

All he left me was an old over coat

But I found in the pocket a fifty pound note

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

Now I am a do it yourselfer you see

It don't half make life easy take it from me

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

The wife wants the grass cut or a new kitchen shelf

Just do as I do and say do it yourself

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

Mustn't grumble don't worry 'bout nothin' my friend

Mustn't grumble 'cause all's well that's well in the end

Mustn't grumble you grumble

And you're on your own laugh and the world laughs with you

Cry and you'll cry all alone laugh and the world laughs with you

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

I came home from work there was firemen about

They said we couldn't save it your house has burnt down

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

I said that's allright don't worry mate

'Cause the bathroom needed painting it weren't half in a state

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

Now I collect the football pools money you see

And one week we won it me work mates and me

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

Came home from work early feelin' pleased with meself

The I saw the coupon still stuck on the shelf

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

Mustn't grumble don't worry 'bout nothin' my friend

Mustn't grumble 'cause all's well that's well in the end

Mustn't grumble you grumble

And you're on your own laugh and the world laughs with you

Cry and you'll cry all alone laugh and the world laughs with you

Mustn't grumble mustn't grumble

Laugh and the world laughs with you

Mustn't grumble

Mustn't grumble

Mustn't grumble