Never Smile At A Crocodile (Interpretation) - Teddybears

Never smile at a crocodile

永远不要对一只鳄鱼微笑

No you can't get friendly with a crocodile

是的 你不能对一只鳄鱼表示友好

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

不要被它欢迎般的笑脸迷惑

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

它可是正在想象把你吞到肚子里该多美好

Never smile at a crocodile

永远不要对一只鳄鱼微笑

Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile

不要压低你的帽子向它致意 也不要停下来和它攀谈

Never run walk away say good-night not good-day

不要跑 慢慢地走开 道晚安 不要道你好

Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile

看清楚河岸的对面 永远不要对鳄鱼先生微笑

You may very well be well bred

也许你教养很好

Lots ot etiquette in your head

头脑里满是各种礼仪

But there's always some special case time or place

但凡事都有例外

To forget etiquette

你得偶尔忘记所谓的礼节

For example:

比如

One must positively not ever wear

不要永远都挂着

A pleased expression on his countenance

一幅兴高采烈的样子

When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile

当你和巨大如蜥蜴般的两栖动物遭遇

Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet

它有着长长的尖牙 盔甲般的皮肤 和一双蹼脚

And who is known as the crocodile

它的名字就叫做鳄鱼

It has been discovered that

人们都知道

One simply cannot cherish an amicably

一定不能对它们友好

Or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species

或者和它们结成深厚的友谊

In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably

另外 你必须要遵守并去相信

Drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension

它们宽宽的侧牙露出的笑容

Of his lips means you are entirely welcome

并不意味着是在对你表达友好

It is much more reasonably to assume

相反 你应该这样推测

He is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit

它正在想象把你吞入肚中的样子

His Hehe

把你吞入肚中的样子

Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile

看清楚河岸的对面 永远不要对鳄鱼先生微笑