New Dirty Dozen - Memphis Minnie (蔓菲斯蜜妮)

Come all you folks and start to walk

I'm fixing to start my dozen talk

What you're thinking about ain't on my mind

That stuff you got is the sorriest kind

Now you're a sorry mistreater

Robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozens

Your papa and your cousin

Your mama do the Lordy Lord

Come all of you women's outta be in the can

Out on the corner stopping every man

Hollering soap is a nickel and the towel is free

I'm pigmeat pappy now who wants me

You's a old mistreater robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozens

Your papa and your cousin

Your mama do the Lordy Lord

Now the funniest thing I ever seen

Tom cat jumping on a sewing machine

Sewing machine run so fast

Took 99 stitches in his yas yas yas

Now he's a cruel mistreater robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozens

Your papa and your cousin

Your mama do the Lordy Lord

Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man bell

He can't see but he sure can smell

Fishman passed here the other day

Hollering hey pretty mama I'm going your way

I know all about your pappy and your mammy

Your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy

Your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's

They all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus

Now they're all drunken mistreaters

Robbers and cheaters

Slip you in the dozens

Your papa and your cousin

Your mama do the Lordy Lord