No Homo - Bing Bong Brothers

Hey man

Hey

Dude you're looking pretty swoll you been working out

Uh yeah why are you looking

Oh no not like that man I mean no homo

Ohhh no homo

Cool

When you want to compliment a friend no homo

But you don't want that friendship to end no homo

To tell a dude just how you feel no homo

Say no homo so he knows the deal no homo

Hey yo man you got a fresh style no homo

And you know you got the best smile no homo

Your girlfriend is a lucky lady no homo

With your looks you'll make a handsome baby no homo

I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt no homo

It's hard to pull off but you make it work no homo

Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent no homo

Hey yo I kinda like the musical rent no homo

Man I can't decide who wore it best no homo

But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest no homo

I admit it I'm a fashionista no homo

And I know every line of mystic pizza no homo

Damn this rose is something special no homo

Yeah we should goof around and wrestle no homo

Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk no homo

We're all friends ain't no need for trunks no homo

Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now no homo

Are you really feeling buzzed right now no homo

Yo we should watch this gay porno tape no homo

But as a joke cause we're all straight no homo

Man you could wash laundry on those abs no homo

Yo I think girls look good in drag no homo

Hey I've been thinking about posing nude no homo

Yo I've been thinking about f**king a dude no homo

We could 3 way 69 no homo

Or human centipede in a line no homo

Or some docking could be hella fun no homo

Oh yeah man or I could do this one

Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy

And butt f**k a dude while he 69's morrissey

No homo but I wish I lived in ancient Greece

To gave young Socrates the illful release

Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet

Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet

These two words have set me free no homo

Damn it feels good to be no homo