Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago

140亿年前终于爆了炸，等着瞧

Expansion started wait a minute

地球开始降温

The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool

自养生物来起哄

Neanderthals developed tools

穴居人发明工具

We built a wall (we built the pyramids)

我们建长城，我们建金字塔

Math science history unraveling the mysteries

数学，自然科学，历史，揭开神秘

That all started with the big bang hey

一切由大爆炸开始

Since the dawn of man is really not that long

其实人类历史没有多久

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短

A fraction of a second and the elements were made

元素在微秒间便形成了

The bipeds stood up straight the dinosaurs all met their fate

两足动物直立行走，恐龙都得认命了

They tried to leap but they were late

想要突变，没来得及

And they all died (they froze their asses off)

就死光光了，屁屁都冻成了化石

The oceans and Pangea see ya wouldn't wanna be ya

大洋和泛古陆

Set in motion by the same big bang

都是爆炸惹的祸

It all started with the big bang

一切从大爆炸开始

It's expanding ever outward but one day

宇宙向外膨胀，但有一天

It will cause the stars to go the other way

星球会反方向运动

Collapsing ever inward we won't be here it won't be hurt

向内坍塌，反正我们不在了，不会觉得疼

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang

我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

南方古猿肯定不爽我们

Debating how we're here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)

在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪，我们现在捉电脑病毒了

Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)

宗教，天文，百科，旧约申命记

It all started with the big bang

一切从大爆炸开始

Music and mythology Einstein and astrology

音乐，神化，爱因斯坦，占星术

It all started with the big bang

一切从大爆炸开始

It all started with the big bang

一切从大爆炸开始

The Big Bang Theory Theme (From "Tthe Big Bang Theory") - License To Thrill