P!nk-Walk Of Shame

One step two steps

Counting tiles on the floor

Three steps four steps

Guess this means that I'm a whore

Oh oh hell no

How long till I reach the door

F-ck me my feet are sore

I'm wearing last night's dress

And I look like a hot ass mess

Although my hair looks good

Cause I haven't slept yet

Make the elevator come a little faster.

I'm pushing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please God don't let anybody see me

Please God I'll do anything you ask me

I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way

We're walking

We're walking

We're walking

Last night's bubble gum

No more bubbles no more yum

Where'd I get the wrist band

Tell me there's no tramp stamp

One two three shoot

No I know that sh-t ain't cute

But dammit man the show is fun

Party till the sun wakes up

Okay now raise your hands if

You've ever been guilty

And click click click right now

If you walk with me

Make the elevator come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please God don't let anybody see me

Please God I'll do anything you ask me

I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way

We're walking

We're walking

Walk this way

We're walking

We're walking

Take my keys take my keys

They left me here with too much beer

My friends

They hung me out too dry

It's not my fault

And that's why

I'm doing the walk of shame

Make the elevator come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please God don't let anybody see me

Please God I'll do anything you ask me

I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way

We're walking

Walk this way

We're walking

We're walking

I shouldn't have let them

So walk this way

We're walking

We're walking

We're walking

Walk this way

We're walking