Pettin' And Pokin' - Louis Jordan (路易斯·乔丹)

Now this is the story of jack jill

And I don't mean the

Couple who went up the hill

I just mean a couple of lovers

That live next door and their always battling

I'm just trying to keep the score

Their always petting poking

Jabbing joking cueing crackin

And woein wrackin

They keep neckin knocking singing socking shawking

Squeening burning freezing

Why he holds her hands as long

As he's able but when he lets go

She bops him with a table

They start right in

Patting pinching clouding clinching

Their enjoying themselves having a good time

Now reverend greenthought

That he'll call one day

On this nicely newly weds across

The way but just as the pastor

Knock on the door a straight right

Connected mop he hit the floor

They was petting poking and

Banging bopping cooing

Kissing hitting missing they

Kept on grooving grieving

Loving leaving kicking cracking

Ticking tacking

Now one night a neighbour tried

Some intervention but one short jab

Knocked out his good intention

They started right in stewing stabbing

And jiving jabbing having a good time

Now once a lion escaped from a

Circus train he strayed in jack's jill's domain

Just then they got into

A towering rage the lion took one

Look jumped back in to his cage they

Started swotting swinging

Potting playing stomping stabbing

Grooving grasping they kept

Dancing ducking tripping trucking

Potting pleading banging bleeding

Her mother said

I'll go right in there fetch her

But mum came out riding

On a stretcher they

Started right in there

Hitting holding fainting folding they

Was enjoying themselves having a good time

Now once a reporter called in on the wife

Just to gather some dither

On her hectic life she told him she found

No time for books she always

Busy ducking from left hooks

They were always swotting swinging

Socking singing cutting cuddling

Messing muddling they kept on

Foundering fussing kissing cussing teasing swotting

Squeaking once a voice said stop

I'm the law

But all he stopped was a hay maker to the jaw

They started in jiving jumping trobbing thumping

They was enjoying themselves you see

They were in love ain't married

Life wonderful hey will somebody call

Dr Kildare is dr krishna in the house